What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 03:00

Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…